is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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