i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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