super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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