I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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