try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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