i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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