Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
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Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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