i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Randomize
