you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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