Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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