4 words: hood of his car
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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