dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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