Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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