Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
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He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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