yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I want her autograph on my taint
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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