I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
you inspire me to be a worse person
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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