She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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