he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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