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Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.

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(620): View more from Kansas

I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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(310): View more from California

I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too

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(514): View more from Quebec

Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka

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(404): View more from Georgia

Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.

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(760): View more from California

Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs

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(859): View more from Kentucky

This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.

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