Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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