i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think I am morally bankrupt
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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