I cockslap morals
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime