Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.