super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
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