I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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