If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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