I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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