I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
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You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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