if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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