3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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