I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
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I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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