just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
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I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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