I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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