gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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