yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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