sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So vagazzling was a success
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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