tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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