But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
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I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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