I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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