No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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