it hurts more in the daytime
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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