The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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