goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Randomize
