what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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