Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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