sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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