i don't like sucking hair
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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