Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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