Banned from zoo.
Again?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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