My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do vagina's smell?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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