That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Randomize
