I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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