I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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