how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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