Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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