on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
only if we run a train.
done.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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