Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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