He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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