Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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